So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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