don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
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Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
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You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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