If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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