I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Randomize
