you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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