Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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