i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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