is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
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How's work?
Spinning.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
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Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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