but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I stole a fireplace last night.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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