does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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