i can't believe i had my finger in that
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
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My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
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They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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