if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
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