This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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