Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
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yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
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What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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