ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Randomize
