I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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