i just google imaged poop.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
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Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
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i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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