Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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