is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
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