he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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