I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
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we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
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There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize