Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
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we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I'm at about main and main street
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
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I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I'm experimenting with sincerity
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