Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
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She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
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After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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