come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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