I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
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