i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Let's get the cat blown out
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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