Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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