Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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