His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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