and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
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