I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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