well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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