and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
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Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
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WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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