im gay
i know
yea but for you.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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