i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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