I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Randomize
