i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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