physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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