you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
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it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
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Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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