So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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