Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
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You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
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Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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