therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i barfeds in our rink
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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