He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
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