I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Randomize
