I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
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