oh god the rape fog is back!
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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