Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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