I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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