garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
You can't motorboat a personality
I think im going to throw up on grandma
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The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
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I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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