Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
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Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
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Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
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