I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
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He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
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Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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