i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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