I want to stick my p in your. b.
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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