Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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