...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
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My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
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Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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