: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement 😭😂
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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