just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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