the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
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He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
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Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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