Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Randomize
